Great Toys of the 60s!

Dan and I were watching Web Junk 20 on VH1 tonight, and they brought this wonderful innuendo laden promo for Ding-A-Lings. Especially funny is when the Ding-A-Ling takes the elevator up!



2 comments on “Great Toys of the 60s!

  1. Okay, I’m going to comment as the commercial is running:

    1. So toys come from volcanoes?
    2. I wish I had my own built in pumper. *sigh*
    3. A toy that doubles as a shoe shiner? GENIUS!
    4. My future can be answered in only yes, no or maybe?
    5. A spy does NOT wear purple. Please!
    6. The boxer looks like he doedn’t need to be in another fight, thank you very much.
    7. Chef is Italian? And he has his own boy toy? Are you sure Chef’s not Greek?
    8. Did Gopher just give that kid a communion waffer?
    9. Ahhh, so there IS a Ding-A-Ling Village People set!
    10. They drive there own Ding-A-Ling vehicles? Ironcially, vehicles in the future really are driven by ding-a-lings.
    11. Oooo, King Ding is so…. big.
    12. King Ding’s ‘inner power plant’??? HAHAHA!! I think King Ding just took an entire ding-a-ling up his ass. I guess we humans have more in common with Ding-A-Lings that originally thought.
    13. So King Ding has a porn theater in his back as well. SCORE!
    14. “Now he’s getting close to the head”. Yeah! Take that ding-a-ling! Take it!
    15. So once King Ding has an entire ding-a-ling in him, the ding-a-ling becomes his brain? That makes more sense than I’m willing to admit.
    16. I need to take a shower. I feel icky. “Watch him move his control level”
    17. Mmmm -hmmm, I bet he wants boys from all around America right behind him. Is it hot in here?
    18. *Sigh* I wish I ruled the Ding-A-Ling world…
    19. But does the power pack vibrate?
    20. Okay, I have to stop watching. I really don’t think we should be in listening in to the secret, private world of little boys. Eeeew!!

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